Rocko
“When will you people learn,” I said giving the king a sharp kick while he lay moaning on the floor, “the good guys always win!”
“I killed Cora in our last fight didn’t I?” he laughed back.
Rage filled me. I could feel it building, from my feet right up to my head. Letting out a blood-curdling scream, I smashed the stick down on him, snapping the stick in two. As I turned to see how Seamus and Zordell were doing, still filled with rage, a body fell straight at me, causing me to fall hard on the ground. Without thinking I started pounding at the body, punching, kicking, until finally I reached my arm around and snapped its neck in two.
“Thanks Rocko,” I heard a voice call over, “that’s the vampire down too.”
“The vampire?” I asked, then I looked down and sure enough it was a, now mutilated, body of the vampire.
“You did know it was the vampire?” Seamus asked
“Erm, yer, sure, where’s Zordell?” I asked changing the subject quickly. Looking around I couldn’t see her. “There’s the queen dwarf that I saw her fighting,” Seamus announced pointing towards her dead body.
Walking over towards the body, we heard some hissing coming from somewhere. I looked at Seamus confused.
“Must be the Wyvern” he replied. “Watch out, it’s poisonous.”
“Great,” I muttered, picking up a fresh stick.
Suddenly we heard a thud nearby. We rushed over the hill to see what it was.
The first thing I saw was Zordell on the ground. Looking up from her I saw what must have been the Wyvern.
“Oh you are SO dead,” Seamus said picking up a stick of his own.
Running as fast as we could to the Wyvern, it turned with a surprised look at seeing us. Seamus hit his stick at its neck, and mine across its front, knocking it flying back.
Seamus continued to batter the Wyvern on the ground with the stick, but I rushed over to Zordell.
Her leg was bleeding slightly, but it wasn’t too serious. I laid her out straight.
“Zordell, can you hear me?” I asked her frantically but got no reply.
I checked for a pulse in her neck. I’m not sure why, habit I suppose, I don’t even know if people from MUD HAVE a pulse, but, there it was, very faint, but there it was.
Seamus came running over. “I’ve killed it,” he announced.
“Is she going to be ok?” he asked solemnly.
“I… I don’t know,” was all I could say.

Wdi
“Where the hell has he gone,” I muttered to myself.
The chase had led into a wooded area. His car was faster, and he managed to speed ahead. Maybe he’d decided he didn’t want a fight after all. No, why would he have let me keep up with him so far, he wants a fight, and I’ll give him one.Coming down a hill, I slowed for a tight left corner. Coming out of it I saw something moving quickly to my right, coming straight at me. Banging down on the accelerator, I swerved in further left around it.
“What was that?!” I yelled to myself.
Looking in the mirror I saw the man in his car.
“Oh ambushing me, is that your game then pall?!”
His car started accelerating. The car jolted as he nudged the back of it. Swerving left and right I tried to shake him off, but he kept right up behind, banging into the car. I swerved the car to the other side of the road and slammed on the brakes... He went shooting past and screeched on his brakes too. Putting my car into first gear, I drove at him, and scraped across the side of his car.
“Two can play that game pal,” I shouted over to him. He looked back at me, and he wasn’t happy.
As we both sped off, he was level with me. We passed a weird sign that I didn’t understand. It didn’t matter anyway, I banged into him, and he did the same to me. The trees around us started thinning out. The ground either side was slopping more and more upwards. The road became dangerous with stones and rocks scattered all over it. Finally the road became so narrow the man had to fall in behind me. As my wheel clipped on one of the larger stone around us, I could tell this was going to be one hell of a drive.

Cora
“I’m not going to die, I’m not going to die,” I chanted to myself quietly.
Looking behind I could see the giant pounding closer towards me. “I’m going to die, I’m going to die!”
The road was wide enough for him to run down easily. Thankfully all the people had disappeared, probably because of the mobiles in the area.Looking around I spotted a narrow passage between two buildings coming up
ahead. There’s no way he can follow me through there! As I came up to I pulled on the brakes and skidded in line with the passage. Wasting no time I accelerated straight through it.
The passage was narrow indeed. I had to swerve around many metal containers with waste in. Once I got to the end I skidded around and looked back towards the giant.
“That’s no fair,” he bellowed at me.
He tried putting his foot in the gap to see if he could squeeze through, but it was no good. In a fit of rage he punched one of his fists at the building. Surprisingly it went through with ease, and the building began to brake apart. In an uncommon manner, an idea came to the giant’s head, and he began pounding at the buildings. He started coming through the gap!
Wasting no more time, I sped off at high speed. Looking back I could see pieces of building being thrown out of the gap, and suddenly he was free and began chasing after me once more. Was nothing going to stop this guy! My
eye caught a sign, which told me I was heading out of town, and heading for an open area. I’m going to have to try out run this thing...

What a situation. Zordell on deaths door! Wdi driving for his life! And Cora could get squashed flatter then my jokes! Will they survive? Will I ever tell you what you’ve forgotten about (no not my birthday)? Will this thing ever end? Will they kill the mobiles in time? Will I ever stop asking stupid questions?! Find out in the next action packed episode of……..

Rocko’s (not so modern) Mud Life!