Azzuri's Obituary of Horror

This is a copy of the obituary from the reset in which Mausolus the warlock was killed by four warriors following his Highlife Clean-up Programme. And it wasn't just Mausolus who died, the other players were dropping like flies! "It's like a horror movie out there," said Azzuri from the comfort of the tearoom...

The following players have died in fights this reset:
Rip the swordsman, killed by Uniliche the hero, Jural the swordsman, Rhye the superhero, Jezari the superhero and Wdi the persistent hero
Procter the protector, killed by the female dwarf30 and the dwarf24
Procter the yeoman, killed by Rip the swordsman
Kooky the necromancer, killed by Someone
Wdi the persistent yeoman, killed by the female dwarf38
Wdi the persistent warrior, killed by Rip the swordsman
Mordread the hero, killed by Uniliche the hero
Squeeezy the dragonfly-slaying swordsman, killed by Rip the warrior
(Mausolus the warlock), killed by Humble the hero, Jezari the hero, Achilles the hero and Lista the hero*
Suzy the sorceress, killed by Someone
Achilles the protector, killed by the vampire
Achilles the protector, killed by the wraith
Achilles the hero, killed by Someone
Humble the yeowoman, killed by Someone.

The following have died to FODs from mortals this reset:
Wdi the persistent spellbinder, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Wdi the persistent spellbinder.

* - Note: The four players that killed Mausolus were actually at Warrior level and became Heroes from the points they got for killing him