Snypster's
Controversy
by Snypster
The mobile bash of 21st April 1999 involved Snypster trying to whip up some controversy by messing around with various Persona names. In his own words: "Bloody long log follows, from the point of view of me - the controversial Mobile bash, edited of course."
*yell who thinks that the name cannabis should be allowed? *A male voice in the distance shouts "32 in 57 minites". A male voice in the distance shouts "yes". *A female voice in the distance shouts "no.". *cheer *wish jus checkin The necessary magical resonances for a wish are not present in this locale. *A male voice in the distance cheers. *For your information: there are 25 mobiles still alive. *A female voice in the distance shouts "this is a family game - so no". *yell you know, thats what they always say! *A male voice in the distance shouts "if it is a family game then why can you kill things?". *A male voice in the distance shouts "families kill ants together". *A male voice in the distance shouts "what u think family life is about?". *A male voice in the distance shouts "Your not killing things, you just putting them to sleep for approx 100 mins!". *yell yeah, and why does it have alcohol then? underage drinking?? *wdi CONTROVERSY!!!!!!!!!!! *A male voice in the distance shouts "children can drink at home". *A male voice in the distance shouts "Your not getting drunk, just gaining experience in chemistry!". *yell but your not at home in this game.... your in the land *A male voice in the distance shouts "I live in the land". *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". *A male voice in the distance shouts "HELP I HAVE HEARTBURN". *A male voice in the distance shouts "So much for protection...". *A female voice in the distance shouts "im FREE!". *A male voice in the distance yells "wot left?". *A male voice in the distance shouts "I knew you were cheap ... but free?". *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". [Later....] * yell anyway, as I was afk for a while.... You say children can drink in the safety of their own homes.... but, surely they can smoke in the safety of their own homes too? *A male voice in the distance shouts "no, its illegal!". *A male voice in the distance shouts "never smoke, it is bad for you!!!!". *A male voice in the distance shouts "and you cannot smoke in mud either". *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". *A male voice in the distance shouts "Smoking is bad, owkay; if you smoke, you're bad, because smoking is bad, owkay?". *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". *Boggy the treacherous wizard cheers. *A female voice in the distance cheers. *A male voice in the distance cheers. *yell You say you cant smoke stuff- incense in the pagoda! *yell COME ON! WE NEED CONTROVERSY! *yell So lets get this straight- Its a family game, where you can get drunk, inhale fumes, and kill your mates with a longsword? *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". *A male voice in the distance shouts "and blow each other up with a brand". *Mathilda the dancing witch dotes on you. (Persona saved on +100 = 17,272). *In the distance, you hear an explosive WHOOSH! *A male voice in the distance shouts "yup". *You are forced to "shout its only a game". *A male voice in the distance shouts "just like the family life of our dear sovereign the queen". *A male voice in the distance cheers. *A male voice in the distance shouts "why not try doom / quake? thats a family game!". *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". *A male voice in the distance yells "HALF LIFES FOR FAMILYS". *A female voice in the distance shouts "bye all apart from the pk that killed me!!!!! what a bastard!!". *A male voice in the distance shouts "no swearing". *A male voice in the distance shouts "Ojhhh FOD time". *A female voice in the distance shouts "language". *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". *Mathilda the dancing witch spins in. *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". *Mathilda the dancing witch spins out. *yell You're telling us not to swear- surely you can swear within your own home? *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". *A male voice in the distance shouts "YEs but not BroadCast it to others". *You feel rather proud to have survived so long since leaving the Elizabethan Tearoom. (Persona saved on +50 = 17,322). *Mathilda the dancing witch tells you "you can swear if you want". *reply with fear of fod or limbo? *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". *Mathilda the dancing witch tells you "well fear as you will.". *Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!". [Oh yeah, and just before the end...] [Oh dear, Its Cannabis again...] Dimitri the champion laughs. *roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!! You roar "CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!". *Mojo the insane hero laughs, out loud. *roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!! You roar "CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!". *roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!! You roar "CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!". *roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!! Sympophy the sorcerer thinks, what a name *You roar "CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!". *roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!! Something magical is happening Option (H for help): |