Snypster's Controversy
by Snypster

The mobile bash of 21st April 1999 involved Snypster trying to whip up some controversy by messing around with various Persona names. In his own words: "Bloody long log follows, from the point of view of me - the controversial Mobile bash, edited of course."


*yell who thinks that the name cannabis should be allowed?

*A male voice in the distance shouts "32 in 57 minites".
A male voice in the distance shouts "yes".
*A female voice in the distance shouts "no.".

*cheer

*wish jus checkin
The necessary magical resonances for a wish are not present in this locale.

*A male voice in the distance cheers.
*For your information: there are 25 mobiles still alive.
*A female voice in the distance shouts "this is a family game - so no".

*yell you know, thats what they always say!

*A male voice in the distance shouts "if it is a family game then why can you kill things?".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "families kill ants together".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "what u think family life is about?".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "Your not killing things, you just putting them to sleep for approx 100 mins!".

*yell yeah, and why does it have alcohol then? underage drinking??

*wdi CONTROVERSY!!!!!!!!!!!

*A male voice in the distance shouts "children can drink at home".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "Your not getting drunk, just gaining experience in chemistry!".

*yell but your not at home in this game.... your in the land

*A male voice in the distance shouts "I live in the land".
*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "HELP I HAVE HEARTBURN".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "So much for protection...".
*A female voice in the distance shouts "im FREE!".
*A male voice in the distance yells "wot left?".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "I knew you were cheap ... but free?".
*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

[Later....]


* yell anyway, as I was afk for a while.... You say children can drink in the safety of their own homes.... but, surely they can smoke in the safety of their own homes too?

*A male voice in the distance shouts "no, its illegal!".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "never smoke, it is bad for you!!!!".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "and you cannot smoke in mud either".

*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

*A male voice in the distance shouts "Smoking is bad, owkay; if you smoke, you're bad, because smoking is bad, owkay?".

*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

*Boggy the treacherous wizard cheers.
*A female voice in the distance cheers.
*A male voice in the distance cheers.

*yell You say you cant smoke stuff- incense in the pagoda!

*yell COME ON! WE NEED CONTROVERSY!

*yell So lets get this straight- Its a family game, where you can get drunk, inhale fumes, and kill your mates with a longsword?

*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

*A male voice in the distance shouts "and blow each other up with a brand".
*Mathilda the dancing witch dotes on you.
(Persona saved on +100 = 17,272).
*In the distance, you hear an explosive WHOOSH!
*A male voice in the distance shouts "yup".

*You are forced to "shout its only a game".

*A male voice in the distance shouts "just like the family life of our dear sovereign the queen".
*A male voice in the distance cheers.
*A male voice in the distance shouts "why not try doom / quake? thats a family game!".

*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

*A male voice in the distance yells "HALF LIFES FOR FAMILYS".
*A female voice in the distance shouts "bye all apart from the pk that killed me!!!!! what a bastard!!".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "no swearing".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "Ojhhh FOD time".
*A female voice in the distance shouts "language".

*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

*Mathilda the dancing witch spins in.

*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

*Mathilda the dancing witch spins out.

*yell You're telling us not to swear- surely you can swear within your own home?

*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

*A male voice in the distance shouts "YEs but not BroadCast it to others".
*You feel rather proud to have survived so long since leaving the Elizabethan Tearoom.
(Persona saved on +50 = 17,322).
*Mathilda the dancing witch tells you "you can swear if you want".

*reply with fear of fod or limbo?

*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

*Mathilda the dancing witch tells you "well fear as you will.".

*Automatic "act is afk- leave me alone, pk scum!!!".

[Oh yeah, and just before the end...]

[Oh dear, Its Cannabis again...]

Dimitri the champion laughs.
*roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
You roar "CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!".

*Mojo the insane hero laughs, out loud.

*roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
You roar "CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!".

*roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
You roar "CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!".

*roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
Sympophy the sorcerer thinks, what a name
*You roar "CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!".

*roar CANNABIS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!

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